JadziaDax

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree.

One turns to the other and says, "Slim, I'm 73 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"

Slim says, "Hell, I feel just like a new-born baby."

"Really!? Like a baby!?"

"Yep --- no hair, no teeth, and I think I just shit my pants!"

oblar

*sniff* to be elderly... that is my life's dream.. to become a lecherous old man... all the benefits of a baby, but the knowledge of an adult..

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conversequietus

Heheheh... Excellent.

grumpyolddude

And...loving it!

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"Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

opentocomments

My Greatgrandma always told me to die young she is 99 this fall

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