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06-14-2003, 06:45 AM
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Loser
Location: who the fuck cares?
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Joke of the Day - June 14
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree.
One turns to the other and says, "Slim, I'm 73 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?" Slim says, "Hell, I feel just like a new-born baby." "Really!? Like a baby!?" "Yep --- no hair, no teeth, and I think I just shit my pants!" |
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06-14-2003, 09:38 AM
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Über-Rookie
Location: No longer, D.C
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*sniff* to be elderly... that is my life's dream.. to become a lecherous old man... all the benefits of a baby, but the knowledge of an adult..
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"All that we can do is just survive. .All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive." - Rush |
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06-14-2003, 11:29 AM
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Deliberately unfocused
Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby
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"Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard |
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