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Old 06-13-2003, 09:17 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Three Wishes

This guy finds this old lamp and rubs it. Two beautiful blondes appear and grant him three wishes.

He procedes to whisper them his wishes, then POOF.

The man is in his mansion full of beautiful virgins when there's this knock at the door. The man goes to it and as soon as he opens up the door, two members of the KKK grab him and take him to a bonfire with a noose above it. Without hesitation they lower the noose and put him in it and they hang him.

The two people who were at his door take off their masks and it's the two blondes who came out o the lamp.

The first one says, "Ok, I understand why he wanted to be rich and have alot of beautiful women, but his third wish is just perplexing."

The second one replies, "Yeah, I know. I don't understand why he wanted to be hung like a black man."
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Old 06-13-2003, 09:33 PM   #2 (permalink)
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hehe good ol' genie jokes
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Old 06-14-2003, 01:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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hehe way to turn racism in to funny
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Old 06-14-2003, 01:57 PM   #4 (permalink)
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