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A soldier emerged from a bunch of trees and saw a nun walking along the road. Breathless and flustered, he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirt for a few minutes. I'll explain why later." The nun was very confused but took pity on him and agreed.
A moment later two Military Police came running along and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier running by here?" The nun replied,, "Yes, he went that away". After the MPs disappeared the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go to Iraq." The nun replied "I think I can understand your fear."
The soldier then added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you have a great pair of legs!!"
The nun replied,,l "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls ..... I don't want to go to Iraq either."