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04-27-2007, 03:29 PM
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The Admiral's Daughter
The admiral's daughter finally persuaded her father to allow her to marry the able seaman. The admiral was still worried about his decision some months later so he warned his daughter, "Now, some of these sailors have strange desires. Whatever you do, don't give in to any requests he might make to have sex ...well... 'the other way'."
"Really, father!" replied his daughter. "Our sex life is our business and for your information we are very happy." But her father's remarks had got her wondering, so later that night she said to her husband, "Do you ever feel like having sex 'the other way,' sweetie?" "What?!," yelled her husband. "No way! Next thing you know the house would be full of bloody kids!"
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04-27-2007, 07:49 PM
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That's what she said
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Was her name Penny Benjamin?
(I have a cookie for whoever recognizes that reference  )
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04-27-2007, 07:51 PM
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The Reforms
Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition
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Is this joke regarding the infamous use of prophylactics by offshoremen?
If it is... hilarious joke there buddy! If it is not... well, then...*ahem*...
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04-27-2007, 08:18 PM
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04-27-2007, 08:21 PM
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That's what she said
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05-13-2007, 07:46 AM
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OH I GET IT! rofl it took me a few minutes.
(the admiral and husband had different ideas on what "the other way" actually is.)
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