Hanxter

In the rest home, Nurse Tracy walks into a room and sees Charlie pretending he's driving a car. Nurse Tracy asks him, "Charlie! What are you doing?"

Charlie replied, "Can't talk right now... I'm driving to Chicago, big poker game tomorrow"

The Nurse Tracy wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.

The next day, Nurse Tracy enters Charlie's room just as he suddenly stops driving his imaginary car and she asks, "Well Charlie, how you doing?"

Charlie says, "Nurse Tracy, I'm exhausted, I just got into Chicago and I need some rest before the game starts."

"That's great," replied Nurse Tracy, "I'm glad you had a safe trip and good luck in the game."

Nurse Tracy leaves Charlie's room, and then goes across the hall into another room, and finds Ed sitting on his bed masturbating.

Very surprised she shouts, "Ed what are you doing?!?"

"Nurse Tracy, I'm screwing Charlie's wife while he's in Chicago!"

Ilow

another old classic!

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SirLance

These are great!

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deportes

very funny, thanks

drag0nmanes

Hehehe. Little corny, but hell I liked it.