*Where's my tennis bracelet?!* - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Double D · 06-13-2003, 10:32 AM

A woman parked her brand-new Lexus in front of her
office, ready to show it off to her colleagues. As she
got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore
off the door on the driver's side.

The woman immediately grabbed her cell phone, dialed
911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before
the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the
woman started screaming hysterically. Her Lexus, which
she had just picked up the day before, was now
completely ruined and would never be the same, no
matter what the body shop did to it.

When the woman finally wound down from her ranting and
raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and
disbelief.

"I can't believe how materialistic you women are," he
said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you
don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the woman.

The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is
missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn
off when the truck hit you."

"OH MY GOD!" screamed the woman.

"Where's my tennis bracelet?"

06-13-2003, 10:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
Double D Junkie Location: Chicagoland	*Where's my tennis bracelet?!* A woman parked her brand-new Lexus in front of her office, ready to show it off to her colleagues. As she got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side. The woman immediately grabbed her cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the woman started screaming hysterically. Her Lexus, which she had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it. When the woman finally wound down from her ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you women are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the woman. The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you." "OH MY GOD!" screamed the woman. "Where's my tennis bracelet?"