Working the system
 

So this elderly couple walk into a sex therapists office.
The therapist asks what he can do for them.
The man asks him to watch them have sex and evaluate them.
After they finish the therapist said everything looked okay to him.
The man asked what he owed him and he said fifty dollars.
The next week the couple came back and asked if they could have another
session. After they finished the therapist again said everything was fine.
A week later they came in again and the therapist asks whats really going on.
The man said " Well shes married so we can't go to her house. I'm married
so we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges eighty bucks. The
Hilton is a hundredtwenty you charge fifty and I can get back fourtyseven
from Medicaid."

:thumbsup:

Why don't they have sex at their house?

HE's married and SHE's married. presumably, not to each other