JadziaDax

A man sat at a local bar and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating."

"What a coincidence," said the woman next to him. "I'm celebrating, too" she replied, clinking glasses with him. "What are your celebrating?"

"I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."

"What a coincidence," the woman said. "For my husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant! "

"How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked.

"I switched cocks," he replied.

"What a coincidence," she said.

cchris

Bwahahahahahaha

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oblar

hehe i like that one Thanks jadzia

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viveleroi0

thats awesome. I gotta remember that.

::note to self, not a joke for the wife::

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txgirl

Now that one is surely worth sharing!!!

Peetster

Classic. Thanks!

grumpyolddude

Worthy of Benny Hill! (High praise!)

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acostello

Ha Ha