| JadziaDax |
06-13-2003 02:27 AM |
Joke of the Day - June 13
A man sat at a local bar and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating."
"What a coincidence," said the woman next to him. "I'm celebrating, too" she replied, clinking glasses with him. "What are your celebrating?"
"I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."
"What a coincidence," the woman said. "For my husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant! "
"How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked.
"I switched cocks," he replied.
"What a coincidence," she said.
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