HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Brewmaniac · 03-31-2007, 02:05 PM

When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing
"good morning" to everyone and you think, "Somebody
needs to slap the s#@! out of her"...You need to pray
at work.

When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting
in 5 minutes," and you think, "what the f*&% do they
want now?"..... You need to pray at work.

When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you
want to say, "which one of you sons of b*&^%$# turned
off my computer?"..... You need to pray at work.

When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and
a third person comes in and says, "well at my last
office...," and you want to throw a stapler at
him...... You need to pray at work.

When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first
thing that crosses your mind is, "what the h*&^ does
she want now?" and you try to hide underneath your
desk......... You need to pray at work.

When you are asked to stay late and help do someone
else's work and the first thing that pops in your head
is, "both of y'all can kiss my a@@!!".... You need to
pray at work.

When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up
someone who stood for five minutes waiting for the
darn thing only to go DOWN one floor, and you say
"that lazy b*&%$#"...... You need to pray at work.

When you take some vacation time and come back to find
a mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because
no one else would do it and you think, "sorry a##
M#$^%F%&#s"....... You need to pray at work.

If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking,
punching, slapping or flattening someone's tires that
you work with...... You need to pray at work.

If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you
doing to someone because you know it's going to lead
to their life story ......You need to pray at work.

If you know all the words that have been bleeped
out....You need to pray at work!

LET US ALL BOW OUR HEADS

DaveOrion · 03-31-2007, 05:54 PM

Brewmaniac · 04-01-2007, 03:33 AM

You crack me up Dave!

tfpfreak · 04-03-2007, 05:50 AM

*bows head*

haha

SirLance · 04-03-2007, 08:16 PM

Lord, Grant me the patience to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

03-31-2007, 02:05 PM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the s#@! out of her"...You need to pray at work. When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes," and you think, "what the f&% do they want now?"..... You need to pray at work. When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, "which one of you sons of b&^%$# turned off my computer?"..... You need to pray at work. When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third person comes in and says, "well at my last office...," and you want to throw a stapler at him...... You need to pray at work. When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is, "what the h&^ does she want now?" and you try to hide underneath your desk......... You need to pray at work. When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else's work and the first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss my a@@!!".... You need to pray at work. When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood for five minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN one floor, and you say "that lazy b&%$#"...... You need to pray at work. When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you think, "sorry a## M#$^%F%&#s"....... You need to pray at work. If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping or flattening someone's tires that you work with...... You need to pray at work. If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone because you know it's going to lead to their life story ......You need to pray at work. If you know all the words that have been bleeped out....You need to pray at work! LET US ALL BOW OUR HEADS __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

03-31-2007, 05:54 PM	#2 (permalink)
DaveOrion Playing With Fire Location: Disaster Area	__________________ *Syriana*...have you ever tried liquid MDMA?....Liquid MDMA? No....Arash, when you wanna do this?.....After prayer...

04-01-2007, 03:33 AM	#3 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	You crack me up Dave! __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

04-03-2007, 05:50 AM	#4 (permalink)
tfpfreak Crazy Location: MS	bows head haha __________________ Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be. ~ Clementine Paddleford

04-03-2007, 08:16 PM	#5 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Lord, Grant me the patience to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.