would you tell?
 

I asked my new secretary, "hey Angela . . if you woke one morning with a hangover and you noticed you had grass stains on your knees and grass stains on your elbows, and a condom hanging out your butt . . would you tell anyone?"

"No way!" she said . . . .

"You want to come camping next week then?" I said.

Love it.

Oh, that IS funny!

Can I take your secretary camping?

i would get fired if i asked my secretary that same question. and she would sue tha crap out of the company.

"...and a condom hanging out your butt"

I think the poor grammar there really clinched it. very funny.

Loved it!

man: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a Big Mac?

woman: uh...no...

man: Wanna go to lunch?