Brewmaniac

Prior to her trip to Texas , Buffy (a Blonde New Yorker), confided to her co-workers
she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State:



1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And..
3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy.






Upon her return, the girls were curious as to how she fared.
"Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook
that brisket over that Mesquite , it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable!

"And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes...those guys wrestle full grown bulls!

They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns
and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!"


They then asked, "Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?"
"Are you kidding? ?When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket
of their jeans, I changed my mind!"
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"That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

SirLance

Actually, that is a condom in my pocket!

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Daniel_

Not sure I get this?

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LoganSnake

She thought the chewing tobacco tin was an outline of a condom ring.

This is why I don't like jokes that were made up from a picture.

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jayheel

But Texans have small wieners. I don't get it.

Brewmaniac

It a cowboy, ya know they are supposed to studly.

"That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

A prize to who tells me said this?

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Jetée

Really? I'm intrigued.

It's Foghorn Leghorn.

Now whatever could my darling prize be, I wonder?

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