God is an Engineer
 

An electrical, a mechanical and a civil engineer all sat down one day to try and decide of which of their faculties God must be to design the human body.

The electrical engineer explained that God must be an electrical engineer, for you only have to look at the complex nervous system powered by electrical impulses.

The mechanical engineer was sure that God must be a mechanical engineer, on the basis of the body's advanced mechanical systems: the heart a pump, the veins pipes, and the tendons and muscles an advanced pulley system.

Finally, after hearing the civil engineer's arguments, both the mechanical and electrical engineer had to agree that God must be a civil engineer... for who else would run a waste disposal through a recreational area!

hehee, awesome.

Hahaha, good one.

lol, alot of engineering students joke about civil engineers at school.

quite a few people switch to civil engineering as a last resort before finally becoming business majors.

Very well put!

Love it.

I used to have a page from the UK yellow pages on my notice board that said "Boring - See Civil Engineers"

great joke.

What does driving a train have to do with all this ???