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Old 03-15-2007, 01:17 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Grapes

Well, a duck walks into a bar and the bartender goes, "What'll it be?" The duck says, "I want some grapes."

"Grapes? You mean grape juice, grapefruit juice, grape martini, what?"

"No, I just want grapes."

The bartender tells the duck to beat it and find a fruit stand.

The next day the duck returns. "What will it be?" says the barkeep.

"Grapes."

"WE AIN'T GOT ANY!" growels the barkeep. The duck leaves...

Third day, and the duck is back. The barkeep leans over the counter and yells, "Ask me for grapes one more freakin' time, and so help me, I'll NAIL your damn FEET to the FLOOR!!!"

The duck is silent.

After an awkward 30 seconds, the barktender says, "Sorry about that, I had a rough day. What can I get you?"

"Do you have any nails?" says the duck.

"No."

"Do you have any grapes?"
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Old 03-15-2007, 07:34 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 03-17-2007, 03:05 PM   #3 (permalink)
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This is the funniest joke I've heard this year!!!
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Old 03-19-2007, 08:32 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 03-19-2007, 01:32 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I don't exactly know why, but that one had me laughing out loud!

Simple, yet effective I'll say
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Old 03-19-2007, 08:10 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I don't exactly know why, but that one had me laughing out loud!

Simple, yet effective I'll say
hahaha, what he said
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