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Old 03-09-2007, 08:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 03-12-2007, 05:10 AM   #2 (permalink)
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If it wasn't for the fact that I've seen men do things just as bad in vehicles, I'd totally agree with that generalization.
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Old 03-12-2007, 06:52 AM   #3 (permalink)
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In her defense, the first photo loks more like whe was off-roading in a jeep and just got stuck, which really isn't fair to call her a bad driver....lol.
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Old 03-12-2007, 07:39 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Its just for fun, men can be terrible drivers too. I didnt come up with the theme, it came to me in an email, so I left the title alone. It could just as easily been 'Bad Drivers' and the sweeping generalizationd would vanish...except for the 'yes, its a women' comment, but that could be removed also. I also received a redneck pictorial, and being from the south you'd think I would be offended. I wasnt, but people all over the US do equate southerners with ignorance. I dont live in a mobile home, I'm not married to my cousin, I hate to hunt, and I dont drive a 4 wheel drive truck. Get out your sweeping generalizations, coming soon, the redneck pictorial!
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Old 03-12-2007, 08:03 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Ok...

Everything else, I can either laugh at, or shake my head over. Some are...understandable. Some are dumb, but...possible.

But...

How, in the name of all that is Holy and not, did anyone manage this?

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Old 03-14-2007, 09:37 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Hahaha... those are some great pics.. That last one really gets me.
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Old 03-14-2007, 09:42 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Ok...

Everything else, I can either laugh at, or shake my head over. Some are...understandable. Some are dumb, but...possible.

But...

How, in the name of all that is Holy and not, did anyone manage this?

Person: "I'll bet you $5 you can't drive over that thing."
Driver: "You're on!"
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Old 03-15-2007, 08:32 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Will, it probably couldn't be intentionally done if you tried.
Crazy accidental shit!

Kind of like these from a thread I posted a while back.







How in hell could some of these happen?

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Old 03-17-2007, 07:15 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Ok...

Everything else, I can either laugh at, or shake my head over. Some are...understandable. Some are dumb, but...possible.

But...

How, in the name of all that is Holy and not, did anyone manage this?


As bad as this sounds. I could totally see this one happening. I ran into one of those pole thingys at a gas station once. If my car wasn't small and pretty low to the ground, I could see that happening (to me). I'm female too, but I guess that doesn't help my case.
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Old 03-17-2007, 08:02 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Will, it probably couldn't be intentionally done if you tried.
Crazy accidental shit!

Kind of like these from a thread I posted a while back.







How in hell could some of these happen?

Thanks for the post Dave!

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Old 03-17-2007, 09:48 PM   #11 (permalink)
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hehe. It's a funny little laugh, even for a woman.
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Old 03-18-2007, 12:23 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 03-23-2007, 03:00 PM   #13 (permalink)
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lmao good shit man
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Old 04-02-2007, 03:02 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I just felt I should throw in my contribution:

Impatient Bastard of the Day


From Dethroner:
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The best part about this debacle is that it has trapped an asshole in his car while the authorities take their sweet time showing up. What could he have possibly been thinking?
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Old 04-02-2007, 04:42 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Sure, I can contribute.


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Oh, and:

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Old 04-02-2007, 07:27 PM   #16 (permalink)
 
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LoganSnake: haha! those first 2 seem almost impossible! how the fuck did they get a license driving like that?! wow.
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Old 04-04-2007, 10:07 PM   #17 (permalink)
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omg logan....those first 2...

the first one its like the person can only turn in one direction for some reason..
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Old 04-05-2007, 05:39 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 04-07-2007, 05:34 PM   #19 (permalink)
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That first video it looks like they might have at least a couple flat tires. If thats what is going on its real hard to turn a car like that. but... thats no excuse for hitting that parked car a few times.
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Old 04-08-2007, 05:02 AM   #20 (permalink)
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