Brewmaniac

A man, about to undergo an IRS audit, asked his accountant for advice
on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let them think you are a
pauper."

Then he asked his legal counsel the same question, but got the opposite
advice. "Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your finest suit and
tie."

Utterly confused at this point, the man went to his rabbi, told him of
the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution of his dilemma.

"Let me tell you a story," replied the rabbi. "A woman, about to be
married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. 'Wear a
heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck.'

But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. 'Wear
your most sexy negligee, with a V neck right down to your navel.'

The man protested: "Rabbi, what does all this have to do with my
problem with the IRS?"

"Don't you see? It doesn't matter what you wear my son! Either way, the
results will be the same..."

Charlatan

too true.

especially at this time of year.

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tfpfreak

I totally agree. I've been down that road before and hope to never travel it again.

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gamefreak1398

hm....I remember the punchline being "Either way, you're going to get screwed."
funny joke either way =)

SirLance

Fucking IRS!

Good joke!

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