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Brewmaniac · 06-03-2007, 06:14 PM

These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic is barely crawling along and they are both a bit bored. So the driver is looking around and suddenly he points at two dogs having sex on someone's front lawn.

"Look!" he shouts. "What are the those dogs doing? Are they fighting?"

The passenger, being a man of the world, replies "They are having sex. Don't tell me that you have never had doggie-style sex before?"

The driver, a bit embarrassed, admits that he has never had doggie-style sex.

So the passenger says, "You have to try it. Its pretty cool. Here's what you do. Tonight when you get home, fix your wife a margarita and then suggest that you want to try this new sexual position."

The driver thinks a bit and then decides he will give it a try.

The next morning, the two commuters are back in the car and the passenger asks, "Well, how did it go?"

The driver replies, "It was great! But it took me 6 Margaritas just to get her out on the front lawn!"

troit · 06-03-2007, 06:26 PM

Really?!? - Nice!

hotzot · 06-04-2007, 11:06 PM

that was funny.

BBtB · 06-05-2007, 05:54 AM

You know what they call that? A damn good use for tequila.

Laugh-O-Matic · 06-06-2007, 03:36 AM

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Originally Posted by BBtB

You know what they call that? A damn good use for tequila.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Daniel_ · 06-06-2007, 12:41 PM

Love it.

06-03-2007, 06:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Doggy Style These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic is barely crawling along and they are both a bit bored. So the driver is looking around and suddenly he points at two dogs having sex on someone's front lawn. "Look!" he shouts. "What are the those dogs doing? Are they fighting?" The passenger, being a man of the world, replies "They are having sex. Don't tell me that you have never had doggie-style sex before?" The driver, a bit embarrassed, admits that he has never had doggie-style sex. So the passenger says, "You have to try it. Its pretty cool. Here's what you do. Tonight when you get home, fix your wife a margarita and then suggest that you want to try this new sexual position." The driver thinks a bit and then decides he will give it a try. The next morning, the two commuters are back in the car and the passenger asks, "Well, how did it go?" The driver replies, "It was great! But it took me 6 Margaritas just to get her out on the front lawn!" __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

06-03-2007, 06:26 PM	#2 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	Really?!? - Nice! __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

06-04-2007, 11:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	that was funny. __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

06-05-2007, 05:54 AM	#4 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	You know what they call that? A damn good use for tequila. __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"

06-06-2007, 12:41 PM	#6 (permalink)
Daniel_ Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It! Location: Southern England	Love it. __________________ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════╗ Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air, And deep beneath the rolling waves, In labyrinths of Coral Caves, The Echo of a distant time Comes willowing across the sand; And everthing is Green and Submarine ╚═════════════════════════════════════════╝