Woman in a Coma
 

A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them is washing her “private area” and notices that there is a response on the monitor when she touches her. They go to her husband and explain what happened, telling him, “crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma.”

The husband is skeptical, but they assure him that they’ll close the curtains for privacy. Besides, it’s worth a try. The husband finally agrees and goes into his wife’s room. After a few minutes the woman’s monitor goes flat-line...no pulse...no heart rate. The nurses run into the room. The husband is standing there, pulling up his pants and says “I think she choked.”

LOL
Talk about a "killer" blowjob!

Unusual, but funny

Didn't see that coming. Very funny.

Good one - I'm laughin
Thanks for the post

That was a good one. I'll share this one.

hah , excellent

Great joke! Thanks

that actually made me laugh out lound

Now THAT'S funny. I like it!

hahaha

What a stupid husband. Funny!

I haven't heard that one in a while. Good one.

Glad

Heh, that's awful :p

The Darker Fire Within

what a dumbass:D

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....funny joke

excellent *tents fingers*

thats a normal man for you.

::raises hand::

i didn't see <em>that</em> one coming

A classic, thanks.

that one caught me by suprise. very funny!

Love that one, that is the male thinking process.

Hehehe good one

Muahahaha... good joke, didn't see that comming.

very good one. thanks

So wrong...........but so funny.

definitely a great joke, and one that makes sense to any guy

Did NOT see that one

By any chance, does the person who put the joke here go to Askmen.com?

It's an awesome site.

That was shocking... *shakes his head* hehe

oh wow

oh so typical!

I heard that one several years ago and still love it.

haha-simply awesome.

that was very unexpected. amusing twist.

hehe, silly.. but kinda fun

Haha. Good twist on that one.

nice verry nice

Oh Man! thats just awful! but funny.