Woman in a Coma - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

gfandy · 06-11-2003, 09:40 PM

A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them is washing her “private area” and notices that there is a response on the monitor when she touches her. They go to her husband and explain what happened, telling him, “crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma.”

The husband is skeptical, but they assure him that they’ll close the curtains for privacy. Besides, it’s worth a try. The husband finally agrees and goes into his wife’s room. After a few minutes the woman’s monitor goes flat-line...no pulse...no heart rate. The nurses run into the room. The husband is standing there, pulling up his pants and says “I think she choked.”

SirLance · 06-11-2003, 09:44 PM

LOL
Talk about a "killer" blowjob!

bravo49 · 06-12-2003, 01:06 AM

Unusual, but funny

jwoody · 06-12-2003, 01:11 AM

Didn't see that coming. Very funny.

puddlesmilo · 06-12-2003, 01:53 AM

Good one - I'm laughin
Thanks for the post

Bill O'Rights · 06-12-2003, 07:13 AM

That was a good one. I'll share this one.

Destrox · 06-12-2003, 07:20 AM

hah , excellent

Brewmaniac · 06-12-2003, 07:31 AM

Great joke! Thanks

opentocomments · 06-12-2003, 12:45 PM

that actually made me laugh out lound

DEI37 · 06-12-2003, 02:58 PM

Now THAT'S funny. I like it!

Flesh · 06-12-2003, 04:17 PM

hahaha

potpie · 06-12-2003, 04:51 PM

What a stupid husband. Funny!

Glad-I-Ate-Her · 06-12-2003, 06:14 PM

I haven't heard that one in a while. Good one.

Glad

DarkerFire · 06-12-2003, 06:26 PM

Heh, that's awful

The Darker Fire Within

RAMONES!!! · 06-12-2003, 09:43 PM

what a dumbass

BigBlueWrecking · 06-13-2003, 07:53 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....funny joke

oblar · 06-13-2003, 07:58 AM

excellent *tents fingers*

viveleroi0 · 06-13-2003, 01:50 PM

thats a normal man for you.

::raises hand::

eggplant · 06-16-2003, 07:38 AM

i didn't see <em>that</em> one coming

TerresqueÜ · 06-16-2003, 08:31 AM

A classic, thanks.

noblejr · 06-17-2003, 03:54 PM

that one caught me by suprise. very funny!

myMHz · 06-19-2003, 02:53 AM

Love that one, that is the male thinking process.

merkerguitars · 08-12-2003, 06:08 AM

Hehehe good one

Regziever · 08-12-2003, 09:16 AM

Muahahaha... good joke, didn't see that comming.

clifclav · 08-12-2003, 09:32 AM

very good one. thanks

duckduck · 08-12-2003, 07:51 PM

So wrong...........but so funny.

loganmule · 08-12-2003, 07:57 PM

definitely a great joke, and one that makes sense to any guy

killerjoejoe · 08-12-2003, 08:42 PM

Did NOT see that one

soccerchamp76 · 08-12-2003, 09:44 PM

By any chance, does the person who put the joke here go to Askmen.com?

It's an awesome site.

GoldenOuroboros · 08-12-2003, 10:33 PM

That was shocking... *shakes his head* hehe

iktoweya · 08-13-2003, 05:12 AM

oh wow

txgirl · 08-13-2003, 10:31 AM

oh so typical!

skysooner · 08-13-2003, 10:36 AM

I heard that one several years ago and still love it.

mingusfingers · 08-15-2003, 10:47 PM

haha-simply awesome.

Vyk · 08-15-2003, 11:33 PM

that was very unexpected. amusing twist.

Keg-o-Grog · 08-16-2003, 04:59 AM

hehe, silly.. but kinda fun

Gortexfogg · 08-16-2003, 08:49 AM

Haha. Good twist on that one.

08-16-2003, 07:41 PM

nice verry nice

hotzot · 08-17-2003, 10:05 PM

Oh Man! thats just awful! but funny.

06-11-2003, 09:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
gfandy Upright Location: San Francisco	Woman in a Coma A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them is washing her “private area” and notices that there is a response on the monitor when she touches her. They go to her husband and explain what happened, telling him, “crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma.” The husband is skeptical, but they assure him that they’ll close the curtains for privacy. Besides, it’s worth a try. The husband finally agrees and goes into his wife’s room. After a few minutes the woman’s monitor goes flat-line...no pulse...no heart rate. The nurses run into the room. The husband is standing there, pulling up his pants and says “I think she choked.”

06-11-2003, 09:44 PM	#2 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	LOL Talk about a "killer" blowjob! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

06-12-2003, 01:11 AM	#4 (permalink)
jwoody Shackle Me Not Location: Newcastle - England.	Didn't see that coming. Very funny. __________________ .

06-12-2003, 07:13 AM	#6 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	That was a good one. I'll share this one. __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

06-12-2003, 07:20 AM	#7 (permalink)
Destrox Metal and Rock 4 Life Location: Phoenix	hah , excellent __________________ You bore me.... next.

06-12-2003, 01:06 AM	#3 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Unusual, but funny

06-12-2003, 01:53 AM	#5 (permalink)
puddlesmilo Psycho	Good one - I'm laughin Thanks for the post

06-12-2003, 07:31 AM	#8 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Great joke! Thanks __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

06-12-2003, 12:45 PM	#9 (permalink)
opentocomments Psycho Location: St. Louis	that actually made me laugh out lound __________________ How do we know that the sky is not green and we are all color-blind?

06-12-2003, 02:58 PM	#10 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Now THAT'S funny. I like it! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

06-12-2003, 04:51 PM	#12 (permalink)
potpie Upright Location: CA	What a stupid husband. Funny! __________________ "Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam" (I have a catapult. Give me all your money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.)

06-12-2003, 06:14 PM	#13 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	I haven't heard that one in a while. Good one. Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

06-12-2003, 06:26 PM	#14 (permalink)
DarkerFire Upright	Heh, that's awful The Darker Fire Within

06-12-2003, 09:43 PM	#15 (permalink)
RAMONES!!! _-_---_-_	what a dumbass __________________ Come on

06-13-2003, 07:53 AM	#16 (permalink)
BigBlueWrecking Psycho	HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....funny joke

06-13-2003, 07:58 AM	#17 (permalink)
oblar Über-Rookie Location: No longer, D.C	excellent tents fingers __________________ "All that we can do is just survive. .All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive." - Rush

06-16-2003, 08:31 AM	#20 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	A classic, thanks. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

06-19-2003, 02:53 AM	#22 (permalink)
myMHz Insane Location: Arizona	Love that one, that is the male thinking process. __________________ "The radio business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."

08-12-2003, 06:08 AM	#23 (permalink)
merkerguitars Buffering......... Location: Wisconsin...	Hehehe good one __________________ Donate now! Ask me How! Please use the search function it is your friend. Look at my mustang please feel free to comment! http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=26985

06-13-2003, 01:50 PM	#18 (permalink)
viveleroi0 Psycho Location: Oregon	thats a normal man for you. ::raises hand:: __________________ "It's not that I don't understand, it's that I don't care" - Homer Simpson

06-16-2003, 07:38 AM	#19 (permalink)
eggplant Upright	i didn't see <em>that</em> one coming

06-17-2003, 03:54 PM	#21 (permalink)
noblejr Crazy Location: Atlanta	that one caught me by suprise. very funny!

08-12-2003, 09:16 AM	#24 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Muahahaha... good joke, didn't see that comming. __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

08-12-2003, 09:32 AM	#25 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	very good one. thanks __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

08-12-2003, 07:51 PM	#26 (permalink)
duckduck Psycho Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant	So wrong...........but so funny. __________________ Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!

08-12-2003, 07:57 PM	#27 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	definitely a great joke, and one that makes sense to any guy

08-12-2003, 08:42 PM	#28 (permalink)
killerjoejoe Tilted Location: CANADA!!!	Did NOT see that one __________________ [Insert Boobies Here]

08-12-2003, 09:44 PM	#29 (permalink)
soccerchamp76 Go Cardinals Location: St. Louis/Cincinnati	By any chance, does the person who put the joke here go to Askmen.com? It's an awesome site.

08-12-2003, 10:33 PM	#30 (permalink)
GoldenOuroboros The Cheshire Grin... Location: An Aussie Outback	That was shocking... shakes his head hehe __________________ Can you see me grin grin grrriiiiinnnning?!

08-13-2003, 05:12 AM	#31 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	oh wow __________________ i miss K-Wise

08-13-2003, 10:31 AM	#32 (permalink)
txgirl so many men...so little time. Location: Bellingham	oh so typical!

08-13-2003, 10:36 AM	#33 (permalink)
skysooner Registered User Location: Oklahoma	I heard that one several years ago and still love it.

08-15-2003, 10:47 PM	#34 (permalink)
mingusfingers Psycho Location: uhhhh	haha-simply awesome. __________________ Still Looking

08-15-2003, 11:33 PM	#35 (permalink)
Vyk Insane Location: Dayton, Ohio	that was very unexpected. amusing twist. __________________ "Courage of the heart is very rare"

08-16-2003, 04:59 AM	#36 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	hehe, silly.. but kinda fun __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

08-16-2003, 08:49 AM	#37 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Haha. Good twist on that one.

08-16-2003, 07:41 PM	#38 (permalink)
jdkash Guest	nice verry nice

08-17-2003, 10:05 PM	#39 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	Oh Man! thats just awful! but funny. __________________ The Bully Boys are here!