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grumpyolddude · 06-11-2003, 08:15 PM

Brian the snail is in the hospital for a life-saving, radical surgery to have his shell removed. At an earlier press conference, Gordon, Brian's spokesman, had only this to say: "Brian seems to be recovering well. He has indicated that he's feeling fine, just a bit sluggish."

Baddflash · 06-11-2003, 09:22 PM

You tried, not very hard but you tried.

SirLance · 06-11-2003, 09:49 PM

Argghhhh!

vermin · 06-11-2003, 09:52 PM

Good one.

bravo49 · 06-12-2003, 01:03 AM

didn't see that coming

Bill O'Rights · 06-12-2003, 07:14 AM

Groan...O.K. the effort was there.

Brewmaniac · 06-12-2003, 07:39 AM

Good attemp! Thanks anyway

opentocomments · 06-12-2003, 12:43 PM

thats a groaner

txgirl · 06-12-2003, 12:58 PM

funny!

silverback · 06-12-2003, 09:14 PM

I liked that one

manalone · 06-13-2003, 02:59 PM

Brilliant

jmf1234 · 06-13-2003, 03:32 PM

Brutal.

urgodhere · 06-13-2003, 06:14 PM

omg..that was the second best joke ever...the first being:

Q: Why isn't there snow in Texas?
A: Because the polar bears are busy making the ice cream.

grumpyolddude · 06-13-2003, 08:41 PM

Thanks for the support. Seems that most jokes are tougher to write than to tell aloud.

06-11-2003, 08:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	Brian the snail Brian the snail is in the hospital for a life-saving, radical surgery to have his shell removed. At an earlier press conference, Gordon, Brian's spokesman, had only this to say: "Brian seems to be recovering well. He has indicated that he's feeling fine, just a bit sluggish." __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

06-11-2003, 09:49 PM	#3 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Argghhhh! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

06-11-2003, 09:52 PM	#4 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Good one. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

06-12-2003, 07:14 AM	#6 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	Groan...O.K. the effort was there. __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

06-12-2003, 07:39 AM	#7 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Good attemp! Thanks anyway __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

06-11-2003, 09:22 PM	#2 (permalink)
Baddflash Tilted Location: Great White North	You tried, not very hard but you tried.

06-12-2003, 01:03 AM	#5 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	didn't see that coming

06-12-2003, 12:43 PM	#8 (permalink)
opentocomments Psycho Location: St. Louis	thats a groaner __________________ How do we know that the sky is not green and we are all color-blind?

06-12-2003, 12:58 PM	#9 (permalink)
txgirl so many men...so little time. Location: Bellingham	funny!

06-12-2003, 09:14 PM	#10 (permalink)
silverback Registered User Location: texas	I liked that one

06-13-2003, 02:59 PM	#11 (permalink)
manalone Once upon a time...	Brilliant __________________ -- Man Alone ======= Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.

06-13-2003, 03:32 PM	#12 (permalink)
jmf1234 Insane Location: Steel City ( the 'Burgh)	Brutal. __________________ Let's go Pitt, we're set for victory Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. -- Charles Pierce

06-13-2003, 06:14 PM	#13 (permalink)
urgodhere Banned Location: Limbo	omg..that was the second best joke ever...the first being: Q: Why isn't there snow in Texas? A: Because the polar bears are busy making the ice cream.

06-13-2003, 08:41 PM	#14 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	Thanks for the support. Seems that most jokes are tougher to write than to tell aloud. __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard