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Old 02-26-2007, 05:02 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out
anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
You've got mail..
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Old 02-26-2007, 05:24 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lol, cyber sex with out a firewall is not a good idea...
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Old 02-26-2007, 05:45 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Or, rather, you've got male! Good one!
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Old 02-26-2007, 06:55 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Good response Sir! That would have been a better punch line.
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