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Old 02-13-2007, 05:48 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Al Gore, Bill & Hillary Clinton go to Heaven.

God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?"

Al replies, "Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now."

God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, very good. Come and sit at my left."

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you Believe in?"

Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me."

God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven, my son. Come and
sit at my right."

God then addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"

"I believe you're in my chair."
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Old 02-13-2007, 11:05 AM   #2 (permalink)
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like it.
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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine

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Old 02-14-2007, 03:09 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Didn't see it coming
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Old 02-14-2007, 07:50 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Good joke Hanxter, not what I was expecting. Thanks
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Old 02-17-2007, 09:02 AM   #5 (permalink)
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LOL thanks.
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Old 02-18-2007, 10:10 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Too true, too true!
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Old 03-09-2007, 09:28 PM   #7 (permalink)
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love it thanks ill share it with my friends at work.
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Old 03-09-2007, 10:24 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Saw this one before, but Bush, Chaney & Rumsfeld, were the stars..... Change a few words and Walla!!!!
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