mixedmedia

I don't agree with all of these, but I must say I laughed a lot through this...and like most good humor it smacks of truthiness.

Hope just a link's okay...it's too lengthy to cut and paste.

http://buffalobeast.com/113/50_most_loathsome_2006.htm

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Crack

you used the word truthiness! Yay!

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mixedmedia

Hi, Crack.

And, btw, I did notice your proposal over on that other thread. I'm glad we're on the same wavelength on that matter.

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absorbentishe

I got a good (somewhat) laugh out of it. There are plenty that deserve to be on the list!

feelgood

This list is worthless without Paris Hilton

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nrclark

I friggin love the "sentence" for Bush ... "LOCKED IN A LIBRARY WITH NO PICTURE BOOKS" ... excellent post !

cyrnel

Heh.

Methinks someone had money in Enron.

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Kadath

Number 16 is by far my favorite. The snark really hits a high note there.

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vermin

I liked #27. It's about time someone put that bitch in her place!

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Crack

So you accept! Sweet! Meet me outside.

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Willravel

No Bill O'Rly?

mixedmedia

Maybe because O'Reilly's already a washed-up old has-been that nobody cares about. I think it's a perfect comeuppance for him to not make this list.

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MuadDib

<quote>26. Ann Coulter

Charges: It was a run of the mill year for Ann: openly calling for the murder of a Supreme Court justice and the entire staff of the New York Times, accusing 9/11 widows of "enjoying their husband's deaths" and Bill Clinton of being a rapist. Coulter's neck gained an amazing 3 vertical inches in 2006; inside sources attribute this to a strict regimen of deep-throating Satan's scaly cock. It's projected that by 2010 Coulter will be able to plagiarize the Illinois Right to Life Committee website more deftly than she did in this year's ode to mindless intolerance of tolerance, Godless, simply by snaking her grotesque head-ladder through the ventilation ducts of their office and skulking away with their webmaster's hard drive clenched firmly in her masculine jaw. Ann's slipping, though; she's become an unconvincing fascist parody, increasingly betraying herself in televised interviews, blushing at her own brazen idiocy. She's faking it, and so are her tits. </quote>

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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