At the pearly gates ... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

gfandy · 06-05-2003, 09:45 PM

A guy is at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while St. Peter is leafing through his Big Book to see if the guy is worthy of entering. Saint Peter goes through the books several times, furrows his brow, and says to the guy, "You know, I can't see that you did anything wonderful in your life, but you never did anything really terrible either. Tell you what, if you can tell me of one REALLY good deed that you did in your life, you're in."

The guy says, "Well, I was driving' down the highway and I saw a group of tough-looking motorcyclists assaulting this poor girl. I slowed down my car to see what was going on, and sure enough, there they were, about 15 of 'em, torturing this chick. Infuriated, I got out my car, grabbed a tire iron out of my trunk, and walked straight up to the leader of the gang, a huge guy with a studded leather jacket and a chain running from his nose to his ear. As I walked up to the leader, the biker-rapists formed a circle around me. So, I ripped the leader's chain off his face and smashed him over the head with the tire iron. Then I yelled to the rest of them, 'Leave this poor, innocent girl alone! You're all a bunch of sick, deranged animals! Go home before I teach you all a LESSON IN PAIN!!' "

An impressed St. Peter says, "Really? And when did this happen?"— "Oh, just a few minutes ago”

icy_ca · 06-06-2003, 06:55 AM

...seemed like a good idea at the time...

zf0enix · 06-06-2003, 07:52 AM

Leave no good deed unpunished. Funny joke!

JStrider · 06-06-2003, 07:58 AM

well he got the first guy...

joshibahn · 06-09-2003, 07:16 AM

ha, just goes to show ya, life sucks...

cchris · 06-09-2003, 05:04 PM

Great stuff

TerresqueÜ · 06-09-2003, 06:53 PM

Hey one out of fifteen ain't bad...is it?

RAMONES!!! · 06-09-2003, 08:34 PM

good heart gets you everywhere

SirLance · 06-10-2003, 05:53 PM

Good one!

uffjohn · 06-11-2003, 11:43 AM

Hehehe I love it

fizzledorf · 06-11-2003, 12:08 PM

nice one -- last good deed of the day i guess

viveleroi0 · 06-11-2003, 01:02 PM

I have to remember that one

06-05-2003, 09:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
gfandy Upright Location: San Francisco	At the pearly gates ... A guy is at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while St. Peter is leafing through his Big Book to see if the guy is worthy of entering. Saint Peter goes through the books several times, furrows his brow, and says to the guy, "You know, I can't see that you did anything wonderful in your life, but you never did anything really terrible either. Tell you what, if you can tell me of one REALLY good deed that you did in your life, you're in." The guy says, "Well, I was driving' down the highway and I saw a group of tough-looking motorcyclists assaulting this poor girl. I slowed down my car to see what was going on, and sure enough, there they were, about 15 of 'em, torturing this chick. Infuriated, I got out my car, grabbed a tire iron out of my trunk, and walked straight up to the leader of the gang, a huge guy with a studded leather jacket and a chain running from his nose to his ear. As I walked up to the leader, the biker-rapists formed a circle around me. So, I ripped the leader's chain off his face and smashed him over the head with the tire iron. Then I yelled to the rest of them, 'Leave this poor, innocent girl alone! You're all a bunch of sick, deranged animals! Go home before I teach you all a LESSON IN PAIN!!' " An impressed St. Peter says, "Really? And when did this happen?"— "Oh, just a few minutes ago”

06-06-2003, 06:55 AM	#2 (permalink)
icy_ca Insane Location: Steel Town, Ontario	...seemed like a good idea at the time... __________________ After all is said and done, more is said than done.

06-06-2003, 07:52 AM	#3 (permalink)
zf0enix Psycho Location: PacNW	Leave no good deed unpunished. Funny joke! __________________ One step closer to the edge...

06-06-2003, 07:58 AM	#4 (permalink)
JStrider Poo-tee-weet? Location: The Woodlands, TX	well he got the first guy... __________________ -=JStrider=- ~Clatto Verata Nicto

06-09-2003, 07:16 AM	#5 (permalink)
joshibahn Psycho Location: portland, or	ha, just goes to show ya, life sucks... __________________ TFP=heaven Heaven, n 1: the abode of God and the angels and the souls of those who have gained salvation 2: any place of complete bliss and delight and peace [syn: eden, paradise, nirvana, promised land, Shangri-la]

06-09-2003, 05:04 PM	#6 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Great stuff __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

06-09-2003, 06:53 PM	#7 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Hey one out of fifteen ain't bad...is it? __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

06-09-2003, 08:34 PM	#8 (permalink)
RAMONES!!! _-_---_-_	good heart gets you everywhere __________________ Come on

06-10-2003, 05:53 PM	#9 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Good one! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

06-11-2003, 11:43 AM	#10 (permalink)
uffjohn Crazy	Hehehe I love it

06-11-2003, 12:08 PM	#11 (permalink)
fizzledorf Insane	nice one -- last good deed of the day i guess

06-11-2003, 01:02 PM	#12 (permalink)
viveleroi0 Psycho Location: Oregon	I have to remember that one __________________ "It's not that I don't understand, it's that I don't care" - Homer Simpson