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06-05-2003, 09:45 PM
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Upright
Location: San Francisco
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At the pearly gates ...
A guy is at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while St. Peter is leafing through his Big Book to see if the guy is worthy of entering. Saint Peter goes through the books several times, furrows his brow, and says to the guy, "You know, I can't see that you did anything wonderful in your life, but you never did anything really terrible either. Tell you what, if you can tell me of one REALLY good deed that you did in your life, you're in."
The guy says, "Well, I was driving' down the highway and I saw a group of tough-looking motorcyclists assaulting this poor girl. I slowed down my car to see what was going on, and sure enough, there they were, about 15 of 'em, torturing this chick. Infuriated, I got out my car, grabbed a tire iron out of my trunk, and walked straight up to the leader of the gang, a huge guy with a studded leather jacket and a chain running from his nose to his ear. As I walked up to the leader, the biker-rapists formed a circle around me. So, I ripped the leader's chain off his face and smashed him over the head with the tire iron. Then I yelled to the rest of them, 'Leave this poor, innocent girl alone! You're all a bunch of sick, deranged animals! Go home before I teach you all a LESSON IN PAIN!!' " An impressed St. Peter says, "Really? And when did this happen?"— "Oh, just a few minutes ago” |
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06-09-2003, 07:16 AM
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Psycho
Location: portland, or
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ha, just goes to show ya, life sucks...
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TFP=heaven Heaven, n 1: the abode of God and the angels and the souls of those who have gained salvation 2: any place of complete bliss and delight and peace [syn: eden, paradise, nirvana, promised land, Shangri-la] |
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