MuadDib

I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to
the currency exchange window at the local bank. Short line.

Just one guy in front of me . . . an Asian guy who was trying to
exchange yen for dollars and he was a little irritated . . .

He asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yestoday, I get two hunat dolla
fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty?? Why it change?

"The teller shrugged his
shoulders and said, "Fluctuations".

The Asian guy says, "Fluc you white
people, too!"

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Daniel_

b'dum tish....

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healer

Oooh...good one.

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KirStang

Lol, we dont' talk like that. =)

SirLance

Did not see that coming, very funny.

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tfpfreak

Got a pretty good laugh outta me. Thanks.

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