JadziaDax

Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls-Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000.

The loan officer, taken aback, requested collateral. "Well, then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce", the man said.

The loan officer promptly had the car driven into the bank's underground parking for safe keeping, and gave him $5,000.

Two weeks later, the man walked through the bank's doors, and asked to settle up his loan and get his car back. "That will be $5,000 in principal, and $20.30 in Interest", the loan officer said. The man wrote out a check and started to walk away.

"Wait sir", the loan officer said, "while you were gone, I found out you are a millionaire. Why in the world would you need to borrow $5,000?"

The man smiled. "Where else could I park my Rolls-Royce in Manhattan for two weeks and pay only $20.30?

Loki

hehehe
ahh, the lifestyles of the rich and famous

(heh, 20 bucks for 2 weeks covered parking is pretty bloody good... actually, thats much cheaper than the airport fare for overnight un-covered parking... )

Brewmaniac

When I first saw this, it was one of those not so dumb blonde jokes! Still a clever joke either way. Thanks

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pta200

Hehehehehehe, so true.

clifclav

thats a good one. thanks

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txgirl

clever!

Molly Moon

hehehe... Great joke Dax. Was expecting the car to be stolen or something.

Flesh

smart

ratbastid

Brilliant! See, the rich really are different from you and me!