magictoy

I like the part about the rumba music.

DEI37

That's some funny, funny stuff.

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Drider_it

Ive said it.. and ill always say it.. screw your age.. your never too old for sex.. "and we all say amen"

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CSflim

Sorry to ruin the joke, but you can see that this is from the Weekly World News...

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Sharon

Is that a "fake news" website? Like The Onion?

Daniel_

It's a "fake news" printed paper, available in US stores.

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nrclark

just imagine if it was true .... that would be some funny shit !!!!

Sharon

People buy that sort of thing? Amazing...

amire

When I was a cashier at a grocery store, I looked at them all the time because the stories were HILARIOUS. I read stories about angels falling from heaven, a man with toes for fingers, the coming of the Rapture, etc. I almost think that WWN is purely a humorous publication, and I doubt it truly claims to be valid.

So I would definitely buy it for the entertainment value! They really helped stave off boredom on those Monday afternoons.

Sharon

Lol I almost wish we had them here now! Or maybe they do and I've just not come across them before.