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Sharon · 01-21-2007, 08:09 AM

Two old men were sitting in a bar.

One slammed his glass down on the counter and said to the other, "If I die first, I want you to pour a 5th of whiskey on my grave every year on my birthday. There's a good man."

The other eyed him up and sipped at his drink slowly, then lowered it and said, "Alright then. But do you mind if I filter it through my kidneys first?"

DEI37 · 01-21-2007, 11:47 AM

That's funny. Would like to see the reaction to that one if that got said in real life!

SirLance · 01-21-2007, 11:50 AM

You can't buy whiskey, you can only rent it...

Sharon · 01-21-2007, 12:05 PM

Ha ha, good ol' Irish barfight! :P

Ha ha, good ol' Irish barfight!

troit · 01-31-2008, 12:12 PM

Nothing says I love you like pissing on one's grave....

01-21-2007, 08:09 AM	#1 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Two Old Men Two old men were sitting in a bar. One slammed his glass down on the counter and said to the other, "If I die first, I want you to pour a 5th of whiskey on my grave every year on my birthday. There's a good man." The other eyed him up and sipped at his drink slowly, then lowered it and said, "Alright then. But do you mind if I filter it through my kidneys first?"

01-21-2007, 11:47 AM	#2 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	That's funny. Would like to see the reaction to that one if that got said in real life! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

01-21-2007, 11:50 AM	#3 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	You can't buy whiskey, you can only rent it... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

01-21-2007, 12:05 PM	#4 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Ha ha, good ol' Irish barfight! :P Ha ha, good ol' Irish barfight! Last edited by Sharon; 01-21-2007 at 12:06 PM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

01-31-2008, 12:12 PM	#5 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	Nothing says I love you like pissing on one's grave.... __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...