Two Old Men
 

Two old men were sitting in a bar.

One slammed his glass down on the counter and said to the other, "If I die first, I want you to pour a 5th of whiskey on my grave every year on my birthday. There's a good man."

The other eyed him up and sipped at his drink slowly, then lowered it and said, "Alright then. But do you mind if I filter it through my kidneys first?"

That's funny. Would like to see the reaction to that one if that got said in real life!

You can't buy whiskey, you can only rent it...

Ha ha, good ol' Irish barfight! :P

Ha ha, good ol' Irish barfight! :p

Nothing says I love you like pissing on one's grave.... ;)