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Old 01-10-2007, 04:19 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A picture is worth a thousand words! (NSFW)

Imagine the following:


You have just made it through your wedding ceremony and step out onto the church steps. The photographer raises his camera.


Following your family tradition, both of you hold white doves which you will release together. You and your new husband stand shoulder to shoulder with a dove in your hands as your friends and relatives eagerly wait.


The photographer gives the ready signal and you open your hands toward the sky.


Not a dry eye in the house, the camera flashes; the moment is saved for eternity....

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Old 01-10-2007, 10:44 AM   #2 (permalink)
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What a beautiful looking couple.

I notice that her husband is there too.
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Old 01-10-2007, 10:55 AM   #3 (permalink)
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husband what husband?
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Old 01-10-2007, 11:09 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Nice doves.
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Old 01-10-2007, 11:12 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Daniel_
What a beautiful looking couple.

I notice that her husband is there too.
I agree Daniel - a lovely pair indeed

You did say that suit beside the woman is her husband? For a minute I thought this was one of those trick pictures - but I did indeed see the husband in the frame.
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Old 01-10-2007, 05:46 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Nice pair! I do feel sorry for the bride, though.
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Old 01-12-2007, 02:50 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Silly woman didn't use any tape!!! Hahahahaha...
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