mjby2

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!

Fly who sit on toilet get pissed off.

Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

Some men like a girl for her mind. Some men like a girl for what she doesn't mind.

Man who walks around with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

LoganSnake

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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Chamaeleontidae

That was a good giggle to start the day... Thnx...

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Brewmaniac

Every time I read these I laugh, thanks!

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