What do you want for Christmas? R-rated
 

The department store Santa has Little Johnny on his lap and says to him, "I bet I know what you want for Christmas, Little Johnny. You want some t-o-y-s," he says, touching Johnny's nose with his finger as he spells out the word toys.

"No, I've got plenty of toys." replies Little Johnny.

"Then I bet you want some g-a-m-e-s!" replied Santa, spelling out the word and touching Little Johnny’s nose on each letter.

"No, I've got all the games I want." came Little Johnny's reply.

"Well Little Johnny, you don't want any toys or games for Christmas, what do you want?" asked Santa.

"I want some p-u-s-s-y," Little Johnny replied, touching Santa's nose with each letter, "And don't tell me you don't have any because I can smell it on your finger!"

lmao smart kid! thanks