Brewmaniac

A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Home Depot customers.
Over the last month I became a Victim of a Clever Scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the Scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping items into the trunk.
They both start wiping your windshield with a Rag and Windex, with their Breasts almost falling out of their Skimpy T-Shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having Sex with each other.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs Oral Sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen December 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 13th, 15th, 16th, yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

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Siege

Sounds like a good scam

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This part just makes my posts easier to find

Shauk

hahahahahahahahaha

oh my god.

Ilow

that's funny stuff. Off to Home Depot...

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SirLance

Sign me up!

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MageB420666

That made me bust out laughing... awesome

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Racer

A great joke...my secretary couldn't figure out why I started laughing all of a sudden...maybe I'll show her (the joke).

Cynthetiq

i need to buy some wallets

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Daniel_

Very good one.

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mazak

lmao,ill need sighned up as well! sure hope we start soon! thanks.

hotzot

I was wondering why my wife kept going to Home depot! Fix the toilet my ass!

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xepherys

That's one helluva scam! :-p

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Sharon

I think I need to steal some!

Drider_it

Damn you too, Brewmaniac? phew.. thought it was just me.

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