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12-21-2006, 02:48 PM
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Searching for the perfect brew!
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ANOTHER SCAM SO READ THIS AND BE VERY CAREFULL
A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Home Depot customers.
Over the last month I became a Victim of a Clever Scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the Scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping items into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a Rag and Windex, with their Breasts almost falling out of their Skimpy T-Shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having Sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs Oral Sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen December 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 13th, 15th, 16th, yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets. _
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12-21-2006, 03:14 PM
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is a tiger
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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Sounds like a good scam
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12-22-2006, 12:41 PM
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Tilted Cat Head
Administrator
Location: Manhattan, NY
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i need to buy some wallets
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12-22-2006, 01:43 PM
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Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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Very good one.
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12-23-2006, 06:30 PM
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<3 TFP
Location: 17TLH2445607250
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That's one helluva scam! :-p
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01-04-2007, 08:49 AM
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Junkie
Location: Louisiana
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Damn you too, Brewmaniac? phew.. thought it was just me.
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