Brewmaniac

Husband (a doctor) and his wife
are having a fight at the breakfast table.
Husband gets up in a rage and says,
"You're no good in bed either!" and storms out of the house.
After sometime, he realizes he was nasty
and decides to make amends and rings her up.
She comes to the phone after many rings,
and the irritated husband says,
"What took you so long to answer the phone?"
She says, "I was in bed."
"In bed this early, doing what?"
She says, "Getting a second opinion!"

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healer

LOL! Serves him right.

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nrclark

ZING ... !!!

mordret

Well it's a good one ; may I ask : why do you say he's a doctor ???

zed wolf

Heh, I like that. And I hadn't heard it before either.
Mordret, when a doctor gives you diagnosis you don't like or agree with its common to get a second opinion.

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Brewmaniac

So when the wife says she getting a second opinion, it make more sense.

zed wolf is a faster typer than me, now that explains the second explanation, all clear now?

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SirLance

ba-da-BING!

Good joke!

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mordret

zed_wolf, brewmaniac : thanks to you both, the fast typer and the faster typer
It's even more funny now that I understand it completely !

j0hnb

lol, great one