Brewmaniac

At a local college, there was a dance. A guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this a hug".
She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too."
A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "In America, we call this a kiss".
She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too."
Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her, and says, "In America, we call this a grass sandwich".
She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it."

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SirLance

Woah! That'll kick your ego in the pants! Apparently THAT swedish girl wasn't blonde!

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zed wolf

Oh, thats a good one!

tfpfreak

Ouch! Still funny though.

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Lady Sage

Oh to see the look on his face!

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dboydbla

haha! good one!

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