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Brewmaniac 11-26-2006 01:26 PM

The dance
 
At a local college, there was a dance. A guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this a hug".
She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too."
A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "In America, we call this a kiss".
She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too."
Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her, and says, "In America, we call this a grass sandwich".
She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it."

SirLance 11-26-2006 07:23 PM

Woah! That'll kick your ego in the pants! Apparently THAT swedish girl wasn't blonde!

zed wolf 11-27-2006 01:15 AM

Oh, thats a good one!

tfpfreak 11-28-2006 08:04 AM

Ouch! Still funny though.

Lady Sage 11-28-2006 04:48 PM

Oh to see the look on his face! :lol:

dboydbla 11-29-2006 08:28 AM

haha! good one!


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