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tekaweni · 11-19-2006, 03:00 AM

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, In my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."

analog · 11-19-2006, 03:56 AM

lmao......

Lady Sage · 11-19-2006, 09:24 AM

I would so pay money to see that!

Dilbert1234567 · 11-19-2006, 09:47 AM

awesome...

Brewmaniac · 11-19-2006, 09:55 AM

Very funny joke thanks !

Ilow · 11-19-2006, 05:10 PM

that is some good shit. He should get a raise.

Siege · 11-19-2006, 06:31 PM

That's a great joke

beavstrokinoff · 11-19-2006, 06:44 PM

I saw that one comming. FUnny though

SirLance · 11-20-2006, 02:55 PM

Oh, gawd, funny

nrclark · 11-22-2006, 09:36 PM

esssellent !!

Sharon · 01-19-2007, 04:42 AM

Is this a true story?! If so, how did she react?

Brilliant!

11-19-2006, 03:00 AM	#1 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	Flight attendant My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, In my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch." __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

11-19-2006, 09:24 AM	#3 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	I would so pay money to see that! __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

11-19-2006, 09:47 AM	#4 (permalink)
Dilbert1234567 Devils Cabana Boy Location: Central Coast CA	awesome... __________________ Donate Blood! "Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

11-19-2006, 09:55 AM	#5 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Very funny joke thanks ! __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

11-19-2006, 05:10 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ilow Junkie Location: Pats country	that is some good shit. He should get a raise. __________________ "Religion is the one area of our discourse in which it is considered noble to pretend to be certain about things no human being could possibly be certain about" --Sam Harris

11-19-2006, 03:56 AM	#2 (permalink)
analog Banned	lmao......

11-19-2006, 06:31 PM	#7 (permalink)
Siege is a tiger Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada	That's a great joke __________________ "Your name's Geek? Do you know the origin of the term? A geek is someone who bites the heads off chickens at a circus. I would never let you suck my dick with a name like Geek" --Kevin Smith This part just makes my posts easier to find

11-19-2006, 06:44 PM	#8 (permalink)
beavstrokinoff Tilted	I saw that one comming. FUnny though

11-20-2006, 02:55 PM	#9 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Oh, gawd, funny __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

11-22-2006, 09:36 PM	#10 (permalink)
nrclark Tilted Location: Canada	esssellent !!

01-19-2007, 04:42 AM	#11 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Is this a true story?! If so, how did she react? Brilliant!