Joke of the Day - June 10 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 06-10-2003, 02:29 AM

A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into every car and then rubbing the roofs of the cars.

The manager comes out of the bar and stops the guy. "What the heck are you doing?" he asks the drunk.

"I'm looking for my car, and I can't find it."

"So how does feeling the roof help you?" He asked the drunk.

"Well," the drunk replied. "MY car has two blue lights and a siren on the roof!!"

crackpot · 06-10-2003, 05:06 AM

So he has to cop a feel?

txgirl · 06-10-2003, 09:17 AM

Good one Crackpot!!!

mykockle · 06-10-2003, 09:24 AM

que rimshot

06-10-2003, 02:29 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - June 10 A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into every car and then rubbing the roofs of the cars. The manager comes out of the bar and stops the guy. "What the heck are you doing?" he asks the drunk. "I'm looking for my car, and I can't find it." "So how does feeling the roof help you?" He asked the drunk. "Well," the drunk replied. "MY car has two blue lights and a siren on the roof!!"

06-10-2003, 05:06 AM	#2 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	So he has to cop a feel?

06-10-2003, 09:17 AM	#3 (permalink)
txgirl so many men...so little time. Location: Bellingham	Good one Crackpot!!!

06-10-2003, 09:24 AM	#4 (permalink)
mykockle Crazy Location: Denver CO	que rimshot