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Brewmaniac · 11-12-2006, 02:03 PM

POSITIVE: Item shipped quickly, have been having erotic dreams about seller. Thanks!

POSITIVE: Thanks for great Rainbow Brite lunchbox. Should shrunken head be inside?

NEUTRAL: Excellent communication, but should've poked holes in box before shipping the kitten. Refunded.

NEGATIVE: Despite indication in listing, I could not fit item into any of my body cavities.

NEGATIVE: Honda R-Type sticker did not add horsepower as advertised.

NEUTRAL: Item shipped promptly and in good condition, but I should not have to bid on birthday presents from my parents.

POSITIVE: I don't really remember what I ordered. But I've been sitting in the box it came in all day, and it's great!

NEGATIVE: Product didn't work, possibly broken. I woke up this morning and was disappointed to find I still believe in Jesus Christ our Savior.

POSITIVE: Excellent Buyer. A++++++. Thrilled by the quartz movement of the "Rolex". HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.

NEGATIVE: Should have been clearer that seller only accepts payment in Bhats via Eastern Union Moneygram.

POSITIVE: Plain brown packaging seemed to fool my wife. Thanks!

NEGATIVE: The dog won't hunt.

NEGATIVE: Very nice monkey mascot costume, but it's a size 34, not a 63 as advertised.

NEGATIVE: Lederhosen not as pink as the picture led me to believe.

POSITIVE: A+++++. Items are exactly as described. Best case of kalashnikovs I've ever bought. Allah Akbar!

NEGATIVE: This is clearly the ninth, NOT THE SIXTH, repackaging of Mad Super Special #24.

POSITIVE: One of the scents mixed in with the packing peanuts remind me of a passionate weekend in Rio... was that you?

POSITIVE: The way you wrote my zip-code makes me weak in the knees. Such smooth strokes. A+!

NEGATIVE: Though you did nothing wrong, I am giving you this negative feedback to teach you that the universe is arbitrary and unfair.

NEGATIVE: Buying this Space 1999 Lunchbox did not fill the void in my empty life for as long as I'd hoped.

Best case of kalashnikovs I've ever bought. Allah Akbar!

This really cracked me up, I had to look-up kalashnikovs

Definition: Any of a series of assault rifles of Soviet design, especially the AK-47

Lady Sage · 11-12-2006, 02:24 PM

Fabulous... Thank the gods that none of those are MY feedback!

DEI37 · 11-12-2006, 03:07 PM

Yeah, no kidding. That's some funny stuff.

tfpfreak · 11-16-2006, 12:51 PM

Honda R-Type sticker is the best...HAHAHA!

absorbentishe · 11-17-2006, 08:15 AM

I've seen some wacky ones, but those take the cake!

troit · 06-13-2007, 06:18 PM

still funny!

Jove · 06-14-2007, 02:14 AM

"Though you did nothing wrong, I am giving you this negative feedback to teach you that the universe is arbitrary and unfair."

Clever!

QuasiMondo · 06-14-2007, 10:54 AM

So wrong, but so funny. Glad I never had that guy buy anything from me.

mazak · 06-14-2007, 04:08 PM

very funny ,thanks

11-12-2006, 02:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Unusual Ebay feedback POSITIVE: Item shipped quickly, have been having erotic dreams about seller. Thanks! POSITIVE: Thanks for great Rainbow Brite lunchbox. Should shrunken head be inside? NEUTRAL: Excellent communication, but should've poked holes in box before shipping the kitten. Refunded. NEGATIVE: Despite indication in listing, I could not fit item into any of my body cavities. NEGATIVE: Honda R-Type sticker did not add horsepower as advertised. NEUTRAL: Item shipped promptly and in good condition, but I should not have to bid on birthday presents from my parents. POSITIVE: I don't really remember what I ordered. But I've been sitting in the box it came in all day, and it's great! NEGATIVE: Product didn't work, possibly broken. I woke up this morning and was disappointed to find I still believe in Jesus Christ our Savior. POSITIVE: Excellent Buyer. A++++++. Thrilled by the quartz movement of the "Rolex". HIGHLY RECOMMENDED. NEGATIVE: Should have been clearer that seller only accepts payment in Bhats via Eastern Union Moneygram. POSITIVE: Plain brown packaging seemed to fool my wife. Thanks! NEGATIVE: The dog won't hunt. NEGATIVE: Very nice monkey mascot costume, but it's a size 34, not a 63 as advertised. NEGATIVE: Lederhosen not as pink as the picture led me to believe. POSITIVE: A+++++. Items are exactly as described. Best case of kalashnikovs I've ever bought. Allah Akbar! NEGATIVE: This is clearly the ninth, NOT THE SIXTH, repackaging of Mad Super Special #24. POSITIVE: One of the scents mixed in with the packing peanuts remind me of a passionate weekend in Rio... was that you? POSITIVE: The way you wrote my zip-code makes me weak in the knees. Such smooth strokes. A+! NEGATIVE: Though you did nothing wrong, I am giving you this negative feedback to teach you that the universe is arbitrary and unfair. NEGATIVE: Buying this Space 1999 Lunchbox did not fill the void in my empty life for as long as I'd hoped. Best case of kalashnikovs I've ever bought. Allah Akbar! This really cracked me up, I had to look-up kalashnikovs Definition: Any of a series of assault rifles of Soviet design, especially the AK-47 __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son" Last edited by Brewmaniac; 11-12-2006 at 02:12 PM..

11-12-2006, 02:24 PM	#2 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	Fabulous... Thank the gods that none of those are MY feedback! __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

11-12-2006, 03:07 PM	#3 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Yeah, no kidding. That's some funny stuff. __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

11-16-2006, 12:51 PM	#4 (permalink)
tfpfreak Crazy Location: MS	Honda R-Type sticker is the best...HAHAHA! __________________ Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be. ~ Clementine Paddleford

06-13-2007, 06:18 PM	#6 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	still funny! __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

11-17-2006, 08:15 AM	#5 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	I've seen some wacky ones, but those take the cake!

06-14-2007, 02:14 AM	#7 (permalink)
Jove Groovy Hipster Nerd Location: Michigan	"Though you did nothing wrong, I am giving you this negative feedback to teach you that the universe is arbitrary and unfair." Clever!

06-14-2007, 10:54 AM	#8 (permalink)
QuasiMondo Wise-ass Latino Location: Pretoria (Tshwane), RSA	So wrong, but so funny. Glad I never had that guy buy anything from me. __________________ Cameron originally envisioned the Terminator as a small, unremarkable man, giving it the ability to blend in more easily. As a result, his first choice for the part was Lance Henriksen. O. J. Simpson was on the shortlist but Cameron did not think that such a nice guy could be a ruthless killer. -From the Collector's Edition DVD of The Terminator

06-14-2007, 04:08 PM	#9 (permalink)
mazak Crazy Location: louisianna	very funny ,thanks