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cameroncrazy822 · 11-10-2006, 09:18 AM

Convention

2008 Democratic National Convention

omg

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning

7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.

7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Non religious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.

8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.

8:15- 8:30 P.M . Gay Wedding-- Barney Frank Presiding.

8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan-- Susan Sarandon.

9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender-- French President Jacques Chirac

9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund

9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay. Sean Penn

9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military, A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton

9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael Moore

9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers-- Howard Dean

10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahnadinejad

11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet

11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War Criminals-- John Kerry

11:30 P.M. Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton

12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home

Willravel · 11-10-2006, 09:39 AM

Hahahaha!!!

The whole thing was prety funny, but the Ted Kennedy thing got me laughing outloud.

Seaver · 11-10-2006, 02:32 PM

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12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home

Classic ending.

maleficent · 11-10-2006, 03:01 PM

heh heh heh....

ASU2003 · 11-10-2006, 04:10 PM

They forgot:

12:20 A.M. Bill takes two college-aged female staffers that work for Hillary back to his hotel room.

jbuffett · 11-10-2006, 06:49 PM

GOP Convention

8:00pm Klan Rally
9:00pm George Allen's Macaca speech replayed.
10:00pm How you can avoid taxes by hiring illegal immigrants
11:00pm Experiments in hypocrisy--Ted Haggard and Rep. Foley
12:00pm How to promote war without putting your own ass on the line by G.W.Bush, Dick Cheney, and Rush Limpbaugh.
1:00am Hunting Safety lessons with Dick Cheney
2:00am quietly make fun of religious people who put us in office in the first place.
3:00am Decry Democrats for their obvious attempts to convince the electorate that they're a better choice for America than Republicans (credit to the Onion for this one...)

Dilbert1234567 · 11-10-2006, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by jbuffett

1:00am Hunting Safety lessons with Dick Cheney

ahahahaha, priceless

11-10-2006, 09:18 AM	#1 (permalink)
cameroncrazy822 Junkie Location: MD	2008 Democratic National COnvention Convention 2008 Democratic National Convention omg 7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning 7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N. 7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Non religious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton. 8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging. 8:15- 8:30 P.M . Gay Wedding-- Barney Frank Presiding. 8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan-- Susan Sarandon. 9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender-- French President Jacques Chirac 9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund 9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay. Sean Penn 9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military, A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton 9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael Moore 9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers-- Howard Dean 10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahnadinejad 11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet 11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War Criminals-- John Kerry 11:30 P.M. Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton 12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home

11-10-2006, 03:01 PM	#4 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	heh heh heh.... __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

11-10-2006, 09:39 AM	#2 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	Hahahaha!!! The whole thing was prety funny, but the Ted Kennedy thing got me laughing outloud.

11-10-2006, 04:10 PM	#5 (permalink)
ASU2003 immoral minority Location: Back in Ohio	They forgot: 12:20 A.M. Bill takes two college-aged female staffers that work for Hillary back to his hotel room.

11-10-2006, 06:49 PM	#6 (permalink)
jbuffett Tilted	GOP Convention 8:00pm Klan Rally 9:00pm George Allen's Macaca speech replayed. 10:00pm How you can avoid taxes by hiring illegal immigrants 11:00pm Experiments in hypocrisy--Ted Haggard and Rep. Foley 12:00pm How to promote war without putting your own ass on the line by G.W.Bush, Dick Cheney, and Rush Limpbaugh. 1:00am Hunting Safety lessons with Dick Cheney 2:00am quietly make fun of religious people who put us in office in the first place. 3:00am Decry Democrats for their obvious attempts to convince the electorate that they're a better choice for America than Republicans (credit to the Onion for this one...)