2008 Democratic National COnvention
 

Convention

2008 Democratic National Convention

omg

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning

7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.

7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Non religious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.

8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.

8:15- 8:30 P.M . Gay Wedding-- Barney Frank Presiding.

8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan-- Susan Sarandon.

9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender-- French President Jacques Chirac

9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund

9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay. Sean Penn

9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military, A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton

9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael Moore

9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers-- Howard Dean

10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahnadinejad

11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet

11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War Criminals-- John Kerry

11:30 P.M. Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton

12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home

Hahahaha!!! :lol: :lol:

The whole thing was prety funny, but the Ted Kennedy thing got me laughing outloud.

Classic ending.

heh heh heh....

They forgot:

12:20 A.M. Bill takes two college-aged female staffers that work for Hillary back to his hotel room.

GOP Convention

8:00pm Klan Rally
9:00pm George Allen's Macaca speech replayed.
10:00pm How you can avoid taxes by hiring illegal immigrants
11:00pm Experiments in hypocrisy--Ted Haggard and Rep. Foley
12:00pm How to promote war without putting your own ass on the line by G.W.Bush, Dick Cheney, and Rush Limpbaugh.
1:00am Hunting Safety lessons with Dick Cheney
2:00am quietly make fun of religious people who put us in office in the first place.
3:00am Decry Democrats for their obvious attempts to convince the electorate that they're a better choice for America than Republicans (credit to the Onion for this one...)

ahahahaha, priceless