Typical snake hunting story
 

Four married guys go snake hunting. After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out snake hunting this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

Second guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."

Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to look for snakes when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him.

"You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come snake hunting this weekend. What's the deal?"



Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 6:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Snake hunting or Sex" and she said, "Don’t get bit."

Man, that joke works so much better with golf.

The last guy says "What's it going to be, golf course or intercourse?", she says, "Take a sweater, it's cold."