clavus

If you can't make fun of suicide bombers, who CAN you make fun of?

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Crack

haha. Nice, I like the last one... Sturgeons... "thanks for killing yourself in the name of religion, here's some fish."

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

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Elphaba

I've had to strap those salt belts on myself...the slugs around here are not the volunteering type.

Lady Sage

Hahahahaha!!! I loved it, great post!

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CSflim

Hahahahaha. Cool stuff clavus! I especially loved the third one ("YOU'RE a vircgin too!?")

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goddess_otu

that's awesome.

sasKuach

Osama dies and finds himself being kicked by George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, some founding fathers and others.

Osama: "What happened?! Where are my 71 virgins?!"

George: "It's 71 Virginians, you asshole!"

I about fell out of my chair laughing when he said that!