Brewmaniac

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man
has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is
a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet
of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
DANGEROUS: SAFER:SAFEST:ULTRA SAFE:
What's for dinner? Can I help you with dinner? Where would you like to go
for dinner? Here, have some wine.
Are you wearing that? Wow, you sure look good in brown! WOW! Look at
you! Here, have some wine
What are you so worked up about? Could we be overreacting? Here's my
paycheck. Here, have some wine.
Should you be eating that?You know, there are a lot of apples left. Can I
get you a piece of chocolate with that? Here, have some wine.
What did you DO all day? I hope you didn't over-do it today. I've always loved you in that robe!
Here, have some more wine.

13 Things PMS Stands For:
1 Pass My Shotgun
2 Psychotic Mood Shift
3 Perpetual Munching Spree
4 Puffy Mid-Section
5 People Make me Sick
6 Provide Me with Sweets
7 Pardon My Sobbing
8 Pimples May Surface
9 Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
And my favorite one.
13. Potential Murder Suspect

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SirLance

I'm laminating this...

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SugahBritches

LMAO!

It could come in handy. Heh.

cyrnel

Laminating or lamenting? I guess both work.

Women, where are you? Some of the coldest monthly humor I've ever heard has been from your side of the aisle.

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There are a vast number of people who are uninformed and heavily propagandized, but fundamentally decent. The propaganda that inundates them is effective when unchallenged, but much of it goes only skin deep. If they can be brought to raise questions and apply their decent instincts and basic intelligence, many people quickly escape the confines of the doctrinal system and are willing to do something to help others who are really suffering and oppressed." -Manufacturing Consent: Noam Chomsky and the Media, p. 195

timothy4testes

HAH thats funny cuz women get bitchy when they have PMS