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ShaniFaye · 10-31-2006, 05:19 PM

Maybe Im feeling the effects of the surgery drugs hehehe but this made me laugh more than any joke I've heard in a long time

A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source.

He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads: Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827. Then he realizes that the music is the Ninth Symphony and it is being played backward! Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and persuades a friend to return with him.

By the time they arrive back at the grave, the music has changed. This time it is the Seventh Symphony, but like the previous piece, it is being played backward.

Curious, the men agree to consult a music scholar. When they return with the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing, again backward. The expert notices that the symphonies are being played in the reverse order in which they were composed, the 9th, then the 7th, then the 5th.

By the next day the word has spread and a throng has gathered around the grave. They are all listening to the Second Symphony being played backward.

Just then the graveyard's caretaker ambles up to the group. Someone in the crowd asks him if he has an explanation for the music.

"Oh, it's nothing to worry about" says the caretaker. "He's just decomposing!"

Lady Sage · 10-31-2006, 05:47 PM

*Groan* da dum ching!

CSflim · 11-06-2006, 11:18 AM

Oh dear god...

Brewmaniac · 11-06-2006, 12:04 PM

Bad, laugh, bad!

Viking1064 · 11-07-2006, 04:33 PM

Good joke! Thank you. Here is a link to Beethoven's grave!
http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg...r&GRid=9528924

SirLance · 11-07-2006, 04:51 PM

Ohhhh gawwwwd! Ya got me!

10-31-2006, 05:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	Graveyard Humor Maybe Im feeling the effects of the surgery drugs hehehe but this made me laugh more than any joke I've heard in a long time A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source. He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads: Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827. Then he realizes that the music is the Ninth Symphony and it is being played backward! Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and persuades a friend to return with him. By the time they arrive back at the grave, the music has changed. This time it is the Seventh Symphony, but like the previous piece, it is being played backward. Curious, the men agree to consult a music scholar. When they return with the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing, again backward. The expert notices that the symphonies are being played in the reverse order in which they were composed, the 9th, then the 7th, then the 5th. By the next day the word has spread and a throng has gathered around the grave. They are all listening to the Second Symphony being played backward. Just then the graveyard's caretaker ambles up to the group. Someone in the crowd asks him if he has an explanation for the music. "Oh, it's nothing to worry about" says the caretaker. "He's just decomposing!" __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

10-31-2006, 05:47 PM	#2 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	Groan da dum ching! __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

11-06-2006, 11:18 AM	#3 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	Oh dear god... __________________

11-06-2006, 12:04 PM	#4 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Bad, laugh, bad! __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

11-07-2006, 04:51 PM	#6 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Ohhhh gawwwwd! Ya got me! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

11-07-2006, 04:33 PM	#5 (permalink)
Viking1064 Insane Location: New Jersey	Good joke! Thank you. Here is a link to Beethoven's grave! http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg...r&GRid=9528924