Paul McCartney - Heather Mills Divorce
A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate
"I'm f--ked, who will want a one legged gold digger?" His mate says "try Paul McCartney." a poem by Sir Paul McCartney: I lay upon a grassy bank My hands were all a quiver I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river. :thumbsup: |
I am just a weeee bit confused.
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Whew...I thought I was the only one in the dark. :confused:
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those are bad.. though the first one made me chuckle a bit..
for those who don't readp eople magazine- heather mills.. sir paul's soon to be ex-has but one leg... :D |
I'm still chuckling over the joke...Poor Paul!
NOTE: I do realize the joke is very un-PC. |
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Pretty funny. I may have to steal that for use at work.
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Oh man... that's great :)
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