mjby2

A guy goes into a bar. He sees a big pot of gold with a horse standing next to it. Below there is a sign that says, "Make the horse laugh and win the pot of gold".

The guy asks the bartender if this is serious and the bartender tells him it's legitimate. The guy walks over to the horse and whispers something in his ear. A second later the horse is laughing uncontrollably and the bartender agrees to give the guy his gold.

Two weeks later the same guy walks back into the bar and sees another pot of gold with the same horse. This time the sign said "If you can make the horse cry, you win the pot of gold". The guy walks over to the horse as the bartender tends to some customers. A second later the horse is crying hysterically and the guy asks if he can take his gold and be off. The bartender agrees but stops him as he's about to leave.

"Please, I must know", asks the bartender. "How did you make him laugh?"

The guy replied, " I told him my dick was bigger than his was."

"And how did you make him cry?" asked the bartender.

"I showed him".

Destrox

I laughed like a small child, thanks.

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