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10-26-2006, 03:26 AM
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Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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10-26-2006, 04:15 AM
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has all her shots.
Location: Florida
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Wow.
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10-26-2006, 05:39 AM
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will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
Location: In the dust of the archives
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Yeah...I'm slow. It took me a couple of seconds to actually get it.
Damn. Now that's some mighty fine lube. 
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10-26-2006, 06:45 AM
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hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005
Location: North side
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oh man... that's why I LOVE the ads from Europe....
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10-26-2006, 10:16 AM
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We work alone
Location: Cake Town
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Yeah. US commercials blow ass chunks compared to the European ones.
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10-26-2006, 11:46 AM
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will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
Location: In the dust of the archives
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Warning: Do not try this at home.
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt. |
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10-26-2006, 02:05 PM
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Free Mars!
Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time
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Damn, that'll hurt for sure
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10-31-2006, 08:21 AM
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will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
Location: In the dust of the archives
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Seriously. I saw it on the interweb.
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10-31-2006, 02:31 PM
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