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Old 06-09-2003, 05:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Drink driving

One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and then tries his keys on five different cars before he found his. The fellow then sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.
Meanwhile, everyone left the bar and drove off.
Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyser test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.
The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy."
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Old 06-09-2003, 06:51 PM   #2 (permalink)
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HAhaha, I'll give that a try!
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Old 06-09-2003, 06:52 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Nice! I didn't see that coming.
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Old 06-09-2003, 07:08 PM   #4 (permalink)
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rofl.. good one
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Old 06-09-2003, 11:13 PM   #5 (permalink)
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good idea
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Old 06-09-2003, 11:16 PM   #6 (permalink)
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good joke!
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Old 06-10-2003, 02:03 AM   #7 (permalink)
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An old one, but still funny
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Old 06-10-2003, 08:09 AM   #8 (permalink)
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HAHAHAHAHHAHA!
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Old 06-10-2003, 08:50 AM   #9 (permalink)
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hahahah havent heard that one before. have to remember that one
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Old 06-10-2003, 09:16 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Perfect!
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Old 06-10-2003, 10:33 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Yeah, heard that one before, a classic!
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Old 06-10-2003, 12:44 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Smart!
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Old 06-10-2003, 10:52 PM   #13 (permalink)
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hahaha, good idea
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Old 06-11-2003, 06:25 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Seen it before and still love it!
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Old 06-11-2003, 10:48 AM   #15 (permalink)
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haha love it
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Old 06-11-2003, 11:23 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Too many people saying 'good idea'

But very funny joke!
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Old 06-11-2003, 11:38 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 06-11-2003, 03:36 PM   #18 (permalink)
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rofl
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Old 06-11-2003, 04:34 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Good stuff.
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Old 07-01-2003, 09:29 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Hahahaha!
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Old 07-02-2003, 04:15 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Funnier then most on the board. Five stars. Thanks.
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Old 07-02-2003, 10:21 PM   #22 (permalink)
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hehe very nice.. and sad to say, but good idea
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Old 07-03-2003, 12:49 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Even a non driver like moi had a chuckle
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Old 07-03-2003, 12:56 AM   #24 (permalink)
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That's hilarious. I probably shouldn't be thinking 'good idea', but...
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Old 07-05-2003, 12:16 AM   #25 (permalink)
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haha, that's brilliant.
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Old 07-05-2003, 09:14 PM   #26 (permalink)
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thats creamy goodness right there.
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Old 07-05-2003, 11:49 PM   #27 (permalink)
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lol excellent thanks
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Old 07-06-2003, 10:04 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Now that one is old
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